theladypipsqueak:

salparadisewasright:

theladypipsqueak:

MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.

"SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"

a li tter box cae k„

congratulations on turning 91

thanks

caiusmajor:

garrulous-9:

My cat Catilla underwent surgery last week and I’m offering Transformers fic commissions to help raise money to pay her vet bills, which will be due in November. (You can also see Catilla’s YouCaring page for the details of her situation.)
Please see my commissions page here for more information, but the short version is: $10 for 500 words, $20 for 1000, and up from there, regardless of content. I will write anything from most Transformers continuities, besides underage for legal reasons. You can see my fic on my AO3 and shorter fics like meme responses here on my tumblr. Send me an ask, or email reah.ariane [at] gmail for more info or to request! Thank you for reading, and signal boosting is much appreciated!

If you’ve ALREADY donated, hit me up (caiusmajor at gmail) with whatever you want me to write and I’ll do it!

caiusmajor:

garrulous-9:

My cat Catilla underwent surgery last week and I’m offering Transformers fic commissions to help raise money to pay her vet bills, which will be due in November. (You can also see Catilla’s YouCaring page for the details of her situation.)

Please see my commissions page here for more information, but the short version is: $10 for 500 words, $20 for 1000, and up from there, regardless of content. I will write anything from most Transformers continuities, besides underage for legal reasons. You can see my fic on my AO3 and shorter fics like meme responses here on my tumblr. Send me an ask, or email reah.ariane [at] gmail for more info or to request! Thank you for reading, and signal boosting is much appreciated!

If you’ve ALREADY donated, hit me up (caiusmajor at gmail) with whatever you want me to write and I’ll do it!

snuffes:

giant space dad being a good giant space dad to his littlest wrecker-baby UwU

snuffes:

giant space dad being a good giant space dad to his littlest wrecker-baby UwU

manzanas-amargas:

Schrödinger opens the box and nothing changes.

The cat lacks vital signs (no heartbeat, no breathing, no brain function): the cat is dead.

The cat exhibits continued animation (blinking, walking, nudging his hand with its little head): the cat is alive.

Schrödinger is afraid.

That has not changed, either.

bogusjake:

when ur running down the stairs with no bra on

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giancarlovolpe:

abbydraws:

Akin to an eagle
inspired by the Kalinga (a Philippine tribe) cultural video posted up by pinoy-culture. (video)
how Kalinga women are tough, proud, and dance like a soaring eagle who looks down on earth.

Wow!!

giancarlovolpe:

abbydraws:

Akin to an eagle

inspired by the Kalinga (a Philippine tribe) cultural video posted up by pinoy-culture. (video)

how Kalinga women are tough, proud, and dance like a soaring eagle who looks down on earth.

Wow!!

nightshadezero:

5 minutes into Euro Truck Simulator and I’ve made the mistake of forgetting that I was in England.

nightshadezero:

5 minutes into Euro Truck Simulator and I’ve made the mistake of forgetting that I was in England.

tftomfoolery:

The rare Magnus shoulders.

tftomfoolery:

The rare Magnus shoulders.

ceryskitty:

larbestaaargh:

Oh noooo, this is all ceryskitty's fault go read her amazeballs dratchet thing right now

it’s taken me about five minutes to collect myself and stop screeching because I didn’t even see the notification for my tag pop up I was just scrolling my dash in a bad mood and suddenly fucking this and i literally just have no words aside from me hunched over and mumbling ‘it’s so fucking perfect’ into my hands as i hold my head and try to contain myself

ceryskitty:

larbestaaargh:

Oh noooo, this is all ceryskitty's fault go read her amazeballs dratchet thing right now

it’s taken me about five minutes to collect myself and stop screeching because I didn’t even see the notification for my tag pop up I was just scrolling my dash in a bad mood and suddenly fucking this and i literally just have no words aside from me hunched over and mumbling ‘it’s so fucking perfect’ into my hands as i hold my head and try to contain myself

skellyscoo:

When the beat of a song is good, but the lyrics are trash:

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skellyscoo:

When the beat of a song is good, but the lyrics are trash:

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sellyourselfshort:

hello-is-there-anybody-there:

lovelynobody00:


If you’re having a bad day, just watch this sleeping kitten.
Its tiny black nose, its little cushioned black jellybean toes, the halo of silver moonlight hairs on the silky black fur.

MY COMPUTER SCREWED UP AND THE GIF STOPPED AND I GOT WORRIED

shh don’t shout the kittens trying to sleep 

This is one of the best gifs on Tumblr

sellyourselfshort:

hello-is-there-anybody-there:

lovelynobody00:

If you’re having a bad day, just watch this sleeping kitten.

Its tiny black nose, its little cushioned black jellybean toes, the halo of silver moonlight hairs on the silky black fur.

MY COMPUTER SCREWED UP AND THE GIF STOPPED AND I GOT WORRIED

shh don’t shout the kittens trying to sleep 

This is one of the best gifs on Tumblr

persephoneholly:

ten-and-donna:

kissnecks:

THIS OKAY

You want to get kids out of foster care and into good, loving homes? I’ve got a simple solution to your problem.

Did you know LGBT couples are more likely to adopt older, children of color and disable children than straight couples? LGBT couples tend to adopt ‘undesired’ children more (basically kids no one else wants.)

persephoneholly:

ten-and-donna:

kissnecks:

THIS OKAY

You want to get kids out of foster care and into good, loving homes? I’ve got a simple solution to your problem.

Did you know LGBT couples are more likely to adopt older, children of color and disable children than straight couples? LGBT couples tend to adopt ‘undesired’ children more (basically kids no one else wants.)

thug-hug:

dinocology:

astrodidact:

Teenager from India invents device that can convert breath to speech
A high school student from India has invented a device that can convert a person’s breath into speech, to give millions of people around the world suffering from speech impediment a ‘voice’ for the first time.
Sixteen-year-old Arsh Shah Dilbagi has developed a new technology called ‘TALK’, which is a cheap and portable device to help people who are physically incapable of speaking express themselves. Right now, 1.4 percent of the world’s population has very limited or no speech, due to conditions such as Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), locked-in syndrome (LIS), Encephalopathy (SEM), Parkinson’s disease, and paralysis.
http://www.sciencealert.com.au/news/20141509-26176.html

His name is Arsh Shah Dilbagi and he’s 16 years old. Gettin tired of sensationalized “mystery baby from a country where people are brown does a science thing!” articles. Use peoples names, don’t act so surprised when people of color are geniuses.

^ AMEN

thug-hug:

dinocology:

astrodidact:

Teenager from India invents device that can convert breath to speech

A high school student from India has invented a device that can convert a person’s breath into speech, to give millions of people around the world suffering from speech impediment a ‘voice’ for the first time.

Sixteen-year-old Arsh Shah Dilbagi has developed a new technology called ‘TALK’, which is a cheap and portable device to help people who are physically incapable of speaking express themselves. Right now, 1.4 percent of the world’s population has very limited or no speech, due to conditions such as Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), locked-in syndrome (LIS), Encephalopathy (SEM), Parkinson’s disease, and paralysis.

http://www.sciencealert.com.au/news/20141509-26176.html

His name is Arsh Shah Dilbagi and he’s 16 years old. Gettin tired of sensationalized “mystery baby from a country where people are brown does a science thing!” articles. Use peoples names, don’t act so surprised when people of color are geniuses.

^ AMEN

✿THEME